Machochip Weekly Recap: Hispanic Heritage Month Is Awesome, Full Of Cheerleaders.

What you were doing while out collecting all 50 state Obama bumper stickers.

• We hope bringing witchcraft to the realm of soccer doesn’t become a trend.
• Some horses just don’t appreciate an ass-smacking.
• The Star-Spangled Banner is so much better with the lyrics “yang guey” in it.
• Who the heck is Roberto Garza? And why is he on the cover of “Madden 09 Espanol”?
• Do you know where the best throat tacos can be found in Los Angeles?
• Here’s another place to watch tv and movies legally.
• Is Tony Kornheiser racist if he correlates dry-cleaning with Spanish?
• Who deserves an award: Manny Ramirez or CC Sabathia?
• Jorge Posada and Pedro Martinez relive the good old days.
• Soccer streaker should work on his coordination.
• Aren’t you curious to find out who the most beautiful Latina cheerleaders are? Duh.

Another great ride this week, gents. Is it really a shocker that everyone loves Latina cheerleaders? No. But we’re surprised more people aren’t having parades after “BurritoVille” closed down. Que viva la pachanga, cabrones! Good day.