‘Member?: Manchester City’s Jo Scores One Goal For Every Letter In His Name

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• UEFA Cup: Who needs Robinho? Apparently the Brazilian was too busy thinking about way to tag up more locker rooms while his Man City teammate and compatriot Jo was figuring out ways to get the ball in the back of the net. Twice. Manchester City 2, Omonia Nicosia 1 [Guardian UK]
• UEFA Cup: AC Milan picked a good time to snaps its two-game losing streak. Alexandre Pato, The Duck, put one in on a free kick in the 56th minute as AC Milan kicked Zurich to the curb to start off its UEFA Cup tourney. AC Milan 3, Zurich 1 [Fox Sports]
• MLB: The Brewers just can’t catch the break they were looking for after axing thier coach with like two weeks to play in the season. Chicago’s Geovany Soto hit a three-run homer in the ninth inning to send the game into extra frames against the Brew Crew. That’s when Derek Lee tagged a pitch in the 12th to bring Chicago’s magic number to win the NL Central down to two. Cubs 7, Brewers 6 [ESPN]

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