Newcastle United Fans Decide To “Boycoutt”

Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley hasn’t even finished polishing off his throne at the club and he’s already bidding to sell the team. Yet, the worst news for Newcastle United fans came when Alan Shearer was dismissed as the club’s sports ambassador (is like a mascot with a suit or something?). Well, the fans aren’t taking that sitting down. Instead, Newcastle faithful are grabbing their Sharpies and “boycoutting” the fuck out of the owner. Yes, boycoutting. Still, you have to give them props for withstanding the cameraman’s consistent “You spelled boycott wrong!” yelps.
Newcastle demonstrations hit grammatical bump in the road [The Spoiler]