PETA Asks Ben And Jerry’s To Substitute Cow’s Milk In Their Ice Cream For… Man, We Can’t Even Say It

If it’s two things we enjoy around here at the Machochip HQ, it’s a nice pint of Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked-flavor ice cream… and boobs. Sometimes at the same time. But as much as we enjoy them, they aren’t things that should at any time come together, unless it’s in an Ali Larter, Varsity Blues whipped cream-esque bikni. So when PETA decided to further their fight for animal rights by asking BnJ’s to stop using cows milk for their ice cream and substitute it with human mommy milk, we had to stop and take a breath to prevent our chunky monkeys from coming up.

“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk.”

“We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child,” said a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s.

And maybe a little role play, but we won’t get into that.
PETA Urges Ben & Jerry’s To Use Human Milk [WPTZ.com]
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