Sebastian Mendez’s Version Of Soccer Includes Kidney Failure

3 September 2008, 2:50 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Sebastian Mendez wasn’t about to let Colombian soccer player Falcao Garcia get away without inducing some severe kidney damage. Though Garcia surfaced unfazed from this spearkick to the back, you’d have to imagine that he was pissing blood for the next few days. Mendez was kicked out of the game for his tantrum, one that was a revenge shot for a blow he suffered from Garcia a few months back. We’re almost positive there’s going to be a sequel to the sequel: maybe an elbow to the head, a nasty slide-tackle, or an all-out brawl at the midfield line. Sadly, we can totally envision it. Video of Sebastian Mendez’s karate moves after the jump.