





And by ace we mean ass which means sex. Yes, it turns out someone did a study to find out that overweight women report having more heterosexual sex than women who are “of a normal weight” whatever that means....
Last night Extra finally aired the first half of Mario Lopez’s very serious, journalistic interview with Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Mario gets down to brass tacks to ask the Senator what he—Mario Lopez—can do (besides auction off his bod)...
There’s a new character in the Madonna Alex Rodriguez romantic drama that has unfolded over the last couple of weeks, and it’s no other than comedian Jerry Seinfeld. WTF?!!!. Apparently, Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica, who happen to...
Eduardo Verástegui wasn’t always a pro-Proposition 8, non-voting, Mexican Republican. He used to be part of a 90’s Mexican boy band called Kairo. Unlike other boy bands that somehow make stars out of people who look like this, every...
The interblogs got a press release this week announcing that La Coacha, a Perez Hilton discovery who launched her Latin gossip blog Chismetime in April, is a big star now. In addition to helping her appear on various MTV...
If the above video is fake, good. effing. job. [metacafe] “Do you have a demon? Take this short quiz to find out if you are at risk.” [Spiritual Freedom Churches] Bats are dying in Northeastern America. Sad face! [LA...




The family picture of six year old Christopher Barrios Jr., who was raped and murdered in 2007 in Brunswick, GA, mysteriously appeared in a soap opera episode of “General Hospital: Night Shift” in the SoapNet channel. The picture was...
If you watched the much talked about, and beautifully produced, Barack Obama infomercial last night and got teary-eyed and hopeful that America can continue to be the greatest land on Earth, you were not alone. The 27 minute advert...
Eduardo Verastegui’s IMDB page says he’s saving himself for marriage. [Intersections] Barack Obama went on The Daily Show last night to talk about his infomercial which overtook every major network last night. We want him inside our White House,...
Police are searching for a man from South Texas who dragged another man under his truck in a jealous rage. Last night in Donna, Texas, Amber Uresti was outside her home hugging her new boyfriend Pedro Rivera Ozuna when...
A couple weeks ago we came across the website LOOKBOOK and we have been hooked on it ever since. The fashion site is “an international social experiment in style” where its members submit pictures of themselves wearing their favorite...
We all know that Halloween is the time of year when many women let their hidden whore out of the closet by dressing like a sexy police officer or sexy librarian or sexy butcher. But now it seems that...
More magical realism from the motherland! Eleven Peruvian Shaman in Lima gathered to cleanse the U.S. presidential candidates of evil spirits yesterday. The spiritual leaders say they have seen that the election is unfair and want Americans to be...
Babies are nice, because they go well with baked potatoes and because you can perform tricks with them for your friends. This particular father knows this all very well, as he likes to perform various gymnastic stunts with his...




Hi trolls. I (Alex) am leaving to Savannah tomorrow, so I won’t be around for the next couple of days. But I wanted to make sure to wish you all (Well. Except those of you who never get my...
The cast for the Broadway revival of West Side Story has been announced and Maria isn’t going to be played by a gringa wearing a lot of bronzer! But she’s still not actually Puerto Rican. Trivialities: Heading the cast...
You ask, we deliver. Just like Papa John’s, or a prostitute. Passing out dulce de coco and leche quemada this Halloween instead of just, well, passing out will make you the most popular Joe Plumber on the block. Or...
Aw, remember 1994? Hair and eyebrows were big, lipstick was dark, blouses were pirate-like and Jennifer Lopez still had her original nose. Good times, the 90s! Let’s tahe a trip down memory lane with a vintage PSA from 1994,...
An Austrian woman who has allegedly been stalking that hot mass of ginger pubes, David Caruso, is being sought on an international warrant. How very glamorous! She has apparently been hiding in Mexico: The woman allegedly sent more than...
Nancy Grace has Michelle Davis Balfour, mother of William Balfour, on her show as a call-in guest. William, you might recall, is so far the only person of interest in the deaths of Jennifer Hudson’s family members, including her...
We’re digging Nicole Richie’s jewelry line, oddly enough. The pieces are simple and wearable. We are, however, choosing to approach this with a bit of hesitation. The jewelry has, to borrow a phrase from the indispensable Food Court Druids,...
A few “Ugly Betty” castmembers — America Ferrera, Tony Plana and Ana Ortiz — appear together in a PSA urging people (particularly Latinos) to vote “No” on Proposition 8. In a spin on recent attacks on gay marriage, they...
It only took four days for someone in the gun industry to pull together a press release reminding you that if Jennifer Hudson’s family had a firearm handy, they might not be in their terrible situation. The release, which...
Touch-screen voting machines in West Virginia are apparently prone to calibration glitches that result in selecting a candidate you did not wish to vote for, like John McCain. According to ‘Video the Vote:” Video the Vote went to Jackson...
Surprise! The Olsen twins don’t want to talk to you. Especially if you’re going to call them “Hairy-Kate and Trashley.”[P6] Joaquin Phoenix announced he will retire from acting in films. The frogs living in his hair advised him not...
There is nothing we love in this world more than candy. Except maybe good design. Luckily, there’s “Happy Pills” - an amazingly cute candy store in Barcelona. Unluckily, there’s no people on Earth more annoying than Spaniards. Haha, just...
A group of fifty two cows huddling together near a wire fence in Montevideo, Uruguay were promptly turned into vaca frita. Shocking: The newspaper said Friday that veterinarians at the scene confirmed the cause of the deaths, which happened...




This article is incredibly sad but we figured it could serve as a warning for people who are around very young babies. So, here goes. A woman in England made her baby fatally sick after she either kissed or...
Woman-Of-Which-America-Was-Previously-Frightened, Michelle Obama, spoke to Jay Leno in an attempt to maybe get some undecided voters to think, “Hey, she’s kinda nice! Think I’ll be voting for her husband.” Michelle has received a lot of flak from the public...
An unnamed Mission, Texas resident recently declared what appeared to be several soiled diapers at the U.S. / Mexican border. Border officials, being suspicious and maybe a little gross, decided to check the diapers to find that they were...
Following the whole hubbub over Sarah Palin’s pricey wardrobe, Puerto Ricans would like to remind us that their government officials are just as shady. As you might recall, Puerto Rican Governor Jose Anibal Acevedo was criticized for, among other...
A group of Men in Green Shirts decided to spread their support for Senator Barack Obama through song. Just like roughly 2,398,281.6 other people who have found a way to pen a song with “Si Se Puede” in the...
Halloween is this Friday! We know most of you are going to be lying in a pool of reconstituted mini Milky Ways and rum in your soiled Sarah Palin costumes. But for those of you who elect to stay...
A study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology suggests that men prefer women in red because of the color’s association with sex. Oh its all so primal and natural and not at all influenced by societal...
digg_skin = 'compact'; digg_bgcolor = '#f1f8fa'; digg_url = 'http://digg.com/pets_animals/WTF_Top_7_Humping_Dog_Videos'; A member of our Guanabee staff “accidentally” noticed that there seem to be a lot of YouTube videos of dogs humping people / things. And, thus, a list was born....
As we continue our quick (but not quick enough) approach to November 4th, there is one thing we will take away from this election: Celebrities are loud. As evidence, take (please) Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s insistence that our nation’s concern over...
Apparently, Oprah Winfrey’s latest diet plan includes forming a menu based on an individual’s genetic makeup under the premise that certain types of foods cause certain people to gain weight. The plan is highlighted in Dr. Peter D’Adamo’s book,...
Christina Aguilera has a new video for her single “Keeps Gettin’ Better.” Which is ironic. Horward Stern’s rest stop in New Jersey is being shut down. He’ll always have that glory hole in Florida. [StarPulse] Donny and Marie Osmond...
Boy, when Extra gets an interview with the future president they don’t waste any time milking it, or rather, they waste all our time milking it into a week long presidential cocktease called, “Mario’s Amazing Race To Obama.” We...
Paulina Rubio took a break from curling her lip seductively while wearing bikinis made of bottle tops to comment on Eduardo Verástegui’s support for Proposition 8. She reportedly referred to the actor as being “ignorant.” Burn! Verástegui, for his...




Two young Neo-Nazis, Daniel Cowart, 20 of Bells, Tennessee (left) and Paul Schlesselman, 18 of Helena-West Helena, Arkansas have been arrested for allegedly plotting a national killing spree during which they planned to murder 88 African Americans including Barack...
A couple in Lakewood, Colorado recently found a bag of marijuana in a take out order from their local Del Taco and, for some reason we don’t understand, turned it in to the cops. Now it’s national news instead...
Superfine-if-a-little-Downsy-looking actor Ryan Gosling recently went out dancing in LA and at least one website thinks he did the bachasalumbiaonga or something with a Latina. Which would be really funny if she turned out to be Polish-Bangladeshi or something....
Steve Lopez, the journalist perhaps most famous for being played by Robert Downey Jr. in That Movie You’re Never Going To See, has written a thought-provoking piece on a gay priest currently at odds with the Catholic Church. Father...
If you can’t get enough of America’s two cutest brown people, Mario Lopez and Barack Obama, today is your lucky day. The two will tête-à-tête on celeb gossip show extra this very eve. In a preview of the episode...
Digna and Victor Carpio of Queens, NY have had the world’s second ever set of sextuplets. Well. Digna had them. Victor looked on in horror as something like six naked mole rats covered in Vaseline and chocolate syrup slithered...
Residents of the small migrant town of Rafael Lara Grajales, Mexico were recently roused by a group of illegal immigrants who literally spilled out of a small house in their town, bloodied, beaten and begging for help: Some dropped...
Madonna’s had a lot of much-publicized relationships during her time as the reigning Queen of Pop and, now, as a musical footnote intent on keeping herself in tabloids. It’s telling that she is now arguably more famous for her...
A new drink called “Liquid Smoking” promises to help smokers quit smoking by giving them the same kick as nicotine with a delicious fruity flavor. The beverage isn’t designed to help kick an addiction to smoking but, rather, to...
Remember how, last year, everyone was breaking out in ‘hives as Amy Winehouse for Halloween? Cindy Crawford seemed to have missed out the first time and decided to go as La Guinehouse to Courtney Cox’s fancypants celebrity Halloween party...




























































































