Argentine Soccer Club Rosario Central’s President: We’ll Get Better, Or The Players Will Die

South America has seen its share of crazy soccer stories, so it takes a big brouhaha to get the media whipped up in a frenzy. But that’s what the president of the Argentine soccer club Rosario Central did this past weekend when he pledged to an ardent group of fans that his team will not get relegated because if they do, they’ll pay the ultimate price. And w’re not talking about taking their milanesas away.

Central are going to get out of this situation, we are going to move forward. We are going to get out of this or I’m going to kill the players, coaching staff and anyone else. If Rosario Central was going to fall I will kill all those sons of bitches, be they players or coaching staff.

Yikes. Check out the video after the jump, because even if you don’t speak Spanish, the body language and tonal pitch of someone wanting to kill their underachieving players is something we believe is universal.

Presidente de Rosario Central [YouTube, via Off The Post]