Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Bring The Cristiano Ronaldo Out In You

7 October 2008, 2:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser

Following in the footsteps of such entertainment luminaries as Jay-Z, TK and the Olsen Twins, Cristiano Ronaldo started a clothing line that he’s naturally named after himself–CR 7. Yesterday, he opened a new store in Lisbon (to go along with another in his hometown of Funchal) with great fanfare, showing off such menswear like diamante studded belts, jeans with leather pockets and patent buckled loafers. Wow. We are sorely disappointed with the lack of tiny swim trunks available. We so wanted to be like him and pick up women the CR7 way. Alas, we are left with the awesomely tacky gear shown after the jump…