Heads Up: Matt Stairs Likes to Get His “Ass Hammered by Guys”

17 October 2008, 5:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Sure it doesn’t soothe a Dodger fan’s broken soul, but when you hear Phillies hero Matt Stairs talking about getting his ass hammered… well, you get solace wherever you can find it. [YouTube]

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