Heads Up: Watch Out, Little Guy!

1 October 2008, 3:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser

I’m glad that after all these years of evolution, our tails are gone, but the “jerk gene” didn’t get lost in the mix. We were half expecting to see another baby chimp crouched over next to the patsy chimp, but pushing him into the river is good enough we guess. [Spike]

In probably the most awesome story you’ll ever hear (but we don’t have enough information to create a whole post for), Entourage fan David Beckham thought he was hanging out with Rex Lee, “Lloyd” on the show. But it turns out it wasn’t him. Athletes–they’re dumb, just like us! [Sports, Crackle, Pop]
Damn economy is ruining the soon-to-be Brooklyn Nets from building their billion-dollar home and thus their reason to bring LeBron to NYC. House of Representative, look what you have wrought. [NJ.com]
Bill Plaschke of the LA Times comes up with 30.92 reasons–representing the miles between Dodger and Angel stadiums–on why the two teams will meet in the World Series this year. We thought the number represented the number of miles Vlad Guerrero and Manny Ramirez’s dreds stretched out if you put each back to back. [LA Times]