Hey, Joe Six Pack! Getcha Sarah Palin Ringtones, Gosh Darn It!

If your brand new “Sarah-Cuda” crossbow just isn’t satisfying your fetish for Sarah Palin merchandise (and since Larry Flynt’s Palin-themed Hustler porno is still several very long weeks away), has FunMobility got a set of ringtones for you. Hot on the trail of her “golly, you betcha” performance at last week’s vice presidential debate with Senator Joe Biden, FunMo is offering customers their choice of six Sarah Palin ringtones, designed specifically for those looking for an ultra-topical ringtone to chase the blues away. Now you can be reminded of the Alaska governor’s odd, Canuck-esque accent whenever your best chica hollas at her boy.

Sarah Palin Tones Include:

Foreign Policy Experience: Derived from an interview with Katie Couric, Palin’s comments on Alaska and Russia have been mashed-up into an upbeat, Jock Jams-sounding ringtone.

Lipstick on a Pig: A mashup of hockey, Barack and pigs.

Quiz Show: Palin’s interpretation of the Bush Doctrine.

Shore up the Economy: Another extracted clip with Katie Couric, of Palin’s answer to how she would fix our economy.

VIP Nominee: This Loony Tunes-sounding ringtone celebrates Palin’s loss of words and inability to finish a complete sentence.

The only reason you wouldn’t want a Palin ringtone is FunMo’s website, a slow loader that gives off a “get slammed with adware as soon as you click on” kind of vibe. We’ve already had a bunch of Obama ringtones, and I’m sure we can find more than a few McCain ringtones if we look real hard. And now, Mrs. Palin’s unique, stop-start cadence and stream-of-consciousness has been adapted for your celly. No word yet on the potential for some rambling Biden ringtones, though we imagine even the best battery would die before you could listen to the whole thing.
You Betcha! Sarah Palin’s Famous Sound Bytes Now Available as Free Ringtones at FunMo.com [BusinessWire]