Holographic Hotties Make Drive Time Alone More Interesting

What an age we live in. There’s no longer any need to nod off during a long drive and risk getting into a crash or being afraid of coppers catching you driving alone in the HOV lane. Not when you have a holographic busty blond sitting next to you! Thanks to this machine from Driver Assist Connect, you have an attentive hottie shotgun partner at all hours that also doesn’t get annoyed at your iPod mix! Also, she speaks several languages so if you get into an accident with some crazed person who doesn’t speak you language, it doesn’t have to escalate quickly to physical violence. You can ask them what language they speak, adjust the DAC’s language settings, have it tell them what’s up… then you can resort to fisticuffs. Wave of the future, we tell you.

Holographic Hotties Help Drivers in Need [AdRants]
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