New Site Gives You Phone Porn, Repels Women

If you’re looking to rekindle your passion with yourself, and you’re looking to do it in as public a place as you possibly can, then check out iPinkVisualPass, a new porn site from the people at Pink Visual. If you can’t wait until you get home, or at least somewhere more private than the subway, for a small monthly fee the site let’s you stream hot adult action right to your mobile phone. Before you do, note that we spoke to a few actual women about this, and they are not amused.

iPinkVisualPass videos can be streamed via mobile, or full length scenes can be downloaded onto a computer and viewed via iTunes. This provides members the freedom to stream new content over the phone and also access HD content previously stored on their phone when they are outside their coverage area.

“Porn and technology have historically gone hand in hand, and now to have top-notch porn at your fingertips anywhere you go is simply fantastic. You don’t have to worry about erasing your history, clearing your cache, or worry about anyone tracking your surfing habits on your phone. Porn is finally portable, private, and easily available, anytime, anyplace!” said Kim Kysar, Product Manager for Pink Visual.

We’re not prudes, but when we think of porn “anytime, anyplace” is not necessarily a good thing. Nor do the members of the fairer sex that we spoke to about this new mobile app. Three women, all in their mid-20’s, unanimously agreed that mobile phone porn is for the desperate, the lonely, the creepy guy on the train or the chronic masturbator at work. Not exactly a crew you’d bring home to meet the parents.

“Disgusting. Are you watching this shit in a stall at work. It’s gross. And imagine if you just borrowed the phone from a guy who just jacked with it. Ugh.”

“I think that he is somebody that has nothing better to do with his life than watch porn all day. He’d probably cheat on his wife. Not a chance in hell would this guy have a shot with me.”

“If I knew a guy at my office had this, all the girls would know it too. And we’d never look at his bathroom breaks the same way again. Freak.”

It’s not a scientific survey, but we think its pretty accurate. But what about the business traveler, you ask? We’re not buying it. If a guy is on the road for his company, then chances are he has a laptop with him. And if he’s too dumb to clear his cache and delete a few files before he hands the laptop in to his boss, then we don’t want him handling the Penske file anyway. But if you really need your skin fix right away, then give the people at Pink Visual a try. Though according to our panel of ladies no one is gonna call you anyway, so you might just want to save your money and chuck your phone.
Pink Visual Launches New Mobile Porn Site! [Marketwire]