Tony Romo And Terrell Owens Are Not Allowed To Vote In Nevada Come Election Day

If you’re committing voter fraud to hype up your numbers come election day, it’s probably best not to use people who are on your fantasy football team. Something tells us that it might raise suspicions. That’s what an organization in Nevada is having to deal with because their registers have falsified forms using players such as Dallas Cowboys superstars Terrell Owens and Tony Romo who, something tells us, might be registered in Texas since they spend most of their year there. Luckily Nevada’s election board caught it and has crossed Romo and Owens off the lists of eligible voters.

“Tony Romo is not registered to vote in the state of Nevada, and anybody trying to pose as Terrell Owens won’t be able to cast a ballot on Nov. 4,” said Secretary of State Ross Miller.

Yes, but what about Jason Witten?

State authorities raided the headquarters of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, a group that works to register low-income people. Miller said the raid was part of a monthslong investigation, and he contended the group had submitted registration forms that used false information or duplicated information on multiple forms. He did not estimate how many.

Well, let’s see… 53 players on an NFL team, 32 teams… that comes out to at least 1664 names. We say that once you get to the special teamers like Dolphins’ kicker Dan Carpenter, you’re almost done. Well, that is unless they decided to use NBA, MLB or NHL players which we doubt since most NHL‘ers names would arise the most suspicions out of anyone. Isn’t that right, Nikolai Khabibulin?
Owens, Romo names surface in Nevada voter-fraud probe [ESPN]
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