A-Rod To Go Through With America’s Most Awkward Thanksgiving Dinner

After a lot of back and forth in the tabloids about whether Alex Rodriguez will be spending Thanksgiving with his new girlfriend Madonna rather than his kids, news hits the blogosphere today that he will indeed be spending the holiday with the kiddos. And his ex-wife Cynthia and her extended family. Oh, to be a fly in those mashed potatoes.

“They have a large family get together every year,” [a] source tells Us. “It was always his intention to go to the family get together with her family, and it includes a whole array of relatives.”

We bet that array got a whole lot bigger this year. Uh, yeah, the kids’ table is over there and the line to kick A-Rod in the nuts starts right here. So, no matter how trying your Thanksgiving might be, just think of Alex this weekend and it will suddenly seem a lot more tolerable.
A-Rod to Spend Thanksgiving With Family, Not Madonna [US]