Alex Rodriguez Is Playing Kaballah School Hookey

Men are known to be incredibly fickle with new things, and this is doubly so for new things that are started with new girlfriends. For us, it was vegetarianism. And while we find the Trader Joes Soy Chicken Nuggets awesome, it’s no match for our love of carnitas, which has been documented numerous times here. And while our fiancee still loves us, there’s no way in hell we’re going the Tofurkey route this Thanksgiving. For Alex Rodriguez, Kaballah has become his vegetarianism, something he picked up on when he was macking on Madonna that he’s let fall by the wayside, and the sect’s counselor Yardeni has become his soy nuggets. It looks like A-Rod has wizened up and given the religion the boot, or at least his starfucking tendencies seem to have their limits.

“[Rodriguez is] basically a Kabbalah school dropout,” a source close to the Kabbalah Centre told msnbc.com. “This is certainly off-putting to Madonna… he hasn’t even finished Kabbalah 1 and the majority of the time he’s spent with Yardeni so far was for counseling, not study.”

“[Madonna] did drag Guy into Kabbalah, she’s doing the same now (with Rodriguez),” MSNBC’s source said. “But he’s bored.”

Yeah it looks like the boy toy era for Madge is now over. Or maybe she’s met her match? No offense to Guy Richie, but he wasn’t exactly a household name before she came along, or even Carlos Leon (remember him?). Now, she’s dealing with a star on her level, someone she hasn’t done so since Warren Betty, and even he couldn’t deal with her petulant behavior. Unfortunately for her, she’s not in her 30s anymore and basically looks like Skeletor, so let’s see how much longer this relationship keeps on going (our guess—not too much longer).
A-ROD SKIPPING KABALLAH CLASSES: REPORT [NY Post]
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