Brazil Gives The World A Porn Subcategory It Didn’t Want—Ronaldo Porn

Last April, when the more stoutly of the soccer-playing Ronaldos was found soliciting the services of Sao Paulo’s best and finest trannies, one Brazilian filmmaker had a vision. And that vision was to create a porno using the soccer player’s likeness (yuck) and cast one of his ex’s, Vivi Brunieri, who had already been in Playboy. So they changed her name to Vivi Ronaldinha to amp up awareness and well, Vivi Ronaldinha, My First Time didn’t exactly become the Brazilian Deep Throat (we believe that would be Deep Butt, but we’re no experts). Its failure could probably be chalked up to plenty of things, but if this teaser trailer we found is any indication, there would have probably been a lot more fast-forwarding than normal.

Brazil Gives Us Ronaldo Porn [Dirty Tackle]
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