Brooklyn Boxer Paulie Malignaggi Confident In His “Porn Star Abilities”

Former former IBF junior welterweight champ Paulie Malignaggi is really hyping something up this week leading to his fight against Ricky Hatton on Saturday. But we don’t know if it’s for the fight, or his post-career prospects. There’s only so much talk about putting Hatton into retirement that can take place before the question comes before him—what will he do when he leaves the ring. The boxer, who comes from a profession of cocksure pugilists, decided to answer the question the only way he knows how. Sexually.

“I’ve joked about being a porn star but I have all the necessary equipment and I have total confidence in my porn star abilities… If I wasn’t a boxer maybe that’s what I’d do for a living. It’s easier and more fun than taking punches.

“I could be a superstud. I’ve already done some modelling for Playboy magazine and that went well. Maybe a bit more after I’ve finished boxing, who knows.”

We’d love to see boxers live their post-careers lives in porn, especially when they’re battling a particularly harsh case of Parkinson’s Disease. Wow, it’d be like heaven for a woman—a man and vibrator all in one! Hopefully Malignaggi doesn’t pick some cliched name, like Italian Stallion or something like that. We think he should pick it using a twist on the “[first street you lived on] [your first pet]” naming game, except using “[First person you beat] [last person you beat]“. Right now, that would be “Van N`Dou,” which is the best name ever, counting out Jack Hammer and Paul Shaft.
I’m a natural porn killer [Sun UK]
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