Cristiano Ronaldo Tells The World And The Mirror That He’s The Best

So Cristiano Ronaldo… what’s left to say? Sure he’s a brilliant player, but at what point do his brownie points for that wear out and leave us with a boludo who talks out of his ass more than he scores goals. It’s currently an especially egregious season, what with the Player of the Year awards coming out, it’s like Christmas for the Red Devil. And of course, he’s ready to play the Grinch who found out his pair of CR7 jeans were two sizes too small and elevate himself above everyone using that old tried-and-true method—the jokey proclamation that’s not really a joke.

“I am the first, second and third best player in the world,” Ronaldo joked. “But there are other good candidates, like Kaka, [Lionel] Messi and [Fernando] Torres.”

He insisted there was still more to come. “I think that I did everything that is necessary to win and I’m going to continue doing more. My goal is to win everything that is in front of me,” Ronaldo said.

He continued: “Yes, but first I must give obligatory props to my friends like Kaka, Messi and Torres. Because without friends like these, I’d have no one to vanquish into the soccer netherworlds by crushing them with my awesomeness. And when I am done with them, there will be nothing left by the scattered remains of their kits. But enough about them, let’s talk about me some more…”
Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo boasts he is the best footballer on the planet [Telegraph UK]
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