Dumb Men Get Brothel Name Tattooed On Their Arms For Free Entry

There are only a few things that we would want tattooed on our body, and they either have to do with our future kids or our love of carnitas. Nowhere near the list, or even in the same galaxy, is tattooing the name of our favorite strip club (The Horny Toad, located in Secaucus, New Jersey) across our arm. That’s why we had to shake our head when we heard that men in Germany have decided to get the name of their favorite brothel—Pascha, the biggest in Europe—tatted across their arm. Why? Because of a promotion where they’d get free entry to the Brothel if they did, a savings of €5 (like $10). No, they don’t get to do the nasty for free… just the entry.

Herbert Manske, 46, was among the dozens of clients who queued up to undergo the procedure on the first night at the brothel in Cologne, Germany. “My wife doesn’t mind,” he said. “I get free drinks all night and can look at all the pretty girls.”

Another customer Karl-Heinz Daheim, 46, told the German tabloid Express: “You have to do something crazy in life at least once.”

Men who have the tattoo will save the brothel’s e_SPpn£4 (€5) entry fee for life and get discounts on other services like lap dances, but will still have to pay for their time with the prostitutes who are self-employed and independent from the brothel.

So what if we get the German equivalent of a 1099 form tattooed across our backs… would we get a discount for paid lovin’ then? Because it’s totally nuts to do the other one. How nuts? Let’s use the cliched “1 million dollars” as a benchmark for getting crazy tatts. At $10 a pop, you’d have to go 100,000 times to make it worth those million bucks, or 273 years staraight if you didn’t miss a day. Something tells us at that point, our wives would mind. And be dead.
Brothel offers free entry to men who have its name tattooed on their arm [Daily Telegraph]
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