Jessica Simpson Says Tony Romo Saved Her (Career)

Jessica Simpson recently told Cosmopolitan magazine that, for the first time in her life, she is in love with someone she doesn’t have to save. Instead, she says, Tony Romo is saving her. Uh, career? Is this some Obama magic? Talentless celebrities speaking truthfully about their bullshit PR relationships in the press? We can only hope Tony knows how to read between the lines (or just read, period) and realizes he is only a sad little pawn in Jessica’s mediocre plan. Then maybe he can get his head back in the game and out of her thighs. Lord knows the Cowboys could use it.
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