Machochip Week In Review: Welcome To Your End Of Days

The above footage was shot in Edmonton, Canada as two meteors crashed into the Canadian city. Talk about pants-shitting worthy. If we ever saw something like that, we’d think there were only two possible outcomes—first, the Transformers are real, and they’ve come to earth to duke it out. Secondly and probably a more reasonable explaination, is that someone got a hold of some country’s launch codes (damn you, Bolivia!) and the end of days are here. The fact that these are meteors would come nowhere into the equation.
But we’re lucky that it’s not, for several reasons. Calendar girls are a big part of it. Cal Ripken is thankful the end isn’t near so he can cherish getting the hell out of Nicaragua. Enrique Inglesias is happy he can spend more time with his dogs and David Hasselhoff can be amazed but the cute girl with the bubble butt shooting things with her feet. But mostly, it’s great that we are able to continue to live on this green earth… so we can continue to trash the “Saved By Zero” ads. It kinda makes life worth living sometimes.
Have a great weekend, and hopefully we’ll see you back on Monday.