‘Member?: Mr. Eva Longoria Scores 55 To Give The Spurs Their First Win Of The Season

Whas happened in sports last night.

• NBA: Tony Parker joined some select company last night as his 55 points and 10 assists not only helped his team beat Minnesota in double overtime, but made him only the fourth player–along with LeBron James, Oscar Robertson and Michael Jordan–to ever score 50+ points with at least 10 boards. Yeah, he’s that good. [MySA.com]
• NBA News: Magic Johnson said the Lakers need to have an “Onama-like mindset this year,” as opposed to the Hillary-like mindset they had in the finals last year. [LA Times]
• MMA: Mike Brown beat Urijah Faber to win the WEC 155-pound title in Flordia last night. [Miami Herald]
• MLB News: The Dodgers officially made the opening offer on Manny Ramriez for the cash he wants, but the years he doesn’t. Expect a counter offer. [Yahoo]