‘Member?: No They Cant—The San Antonio Spurs Fall To 0-3 For The First Time Since 1973

Whas happened in sports last night.

• NBA: The battle of Texas last night has nothing to do with Electoral Votes. Dallas downed Antonio to drop Tony Parker and the Spurs to 0-3 for the first time in 35 years. Mavericks 98, Spurs 81 [ESPN]
• MLB News: Now that Obama’s president, what will the poor millionaire baseball players do with their impending tax hikes. Hold on, let us get a hanky for them. [Yahoo]
• College Football News: USC football coach doens’t understand the BCS system, and thinks it stinks. But yes, he will take that title game, thanks for asking! [ESPN]
• Argentina Soccer News: Why do we think Maradona’s first meeting as head coach went something like Dr. Evil’s first meeting after being unfrozen? [Hasta El Gol Siempre]
• NBA News: Houston’s Steve Francis came to his game against the Boston Celtics last night in a red velvet suit jacket with “Obama” written in sequins. How silly. Everyone knows he should’ve worn a blue jacket. Like, duh. [Sporting News]