‘Member?: The Cardinals Made Monday Night History In The Desert

Whas happened in sports last night.

• NFL: Kurt Warner and his 50 year old bionic arm threw for three touchdowns as the Cardinals snatched a win out of San Francisco’s maw last night. It was the first time that Arizona’s won on Monday Night Football since they moved from St. Louis 20 years ago. Cardinals 29, 49ers 24 [AZ Central]
• MLB News: Tampa Bay’s Evan Longoria and Chicago Cub Geovany Soto are the AL and NL Rookies of the Year… respectively. [ESPN]
• EPL News: Arsne Wenger’s using Obama-based psychology to prepare his Arsenal troops for battle in… The Carling Cup? Seems to be using the big guns for a little battle, isn’t he? Seriously, Tottenham won the CC last year, so it’s not the time for big metaphors. [Sun UK]
• Argentina Soccer News: Liverpool’s Javier Mascherano has agreed to captain Maradona’s Argentina squad. Hope he brings party favors! [Reuters]
• NFL News: The Jets Sign Ty Law literally days before they play his old New England team on Thursday night. [The Sporting News]