‘Member?: Winning Eight Straight Is Easy When You’ve Got LeBron On Your Team

Whas happened in sports last night.

• NBA: LeBron James became the youngest player ever to 11,000 points, beating Kobe Bryant by 2 years (!), during his Cleveland team’s demolition of New Jersey last night. Wonder if there were any backroom meeting between James and Nets owner Jay-Z about his supposed move to the Nets once they get to Brooklyn in… oh, say, 2018. Cavaliers 106, Nets 82 [Cleveland Plain Dealer]
• MLS News: So if Barcelona gets their MLS-Miami dream granted, Thierry Henry is to thank? [The Beautiful Game]
• EPL News: Oh Tottenham fans, you should really know better than to make fun of someone else. [Javno]
• MLB News: Meet the Bizzaro World Albert Pujols, Dustin Pedroia, becuase of both his relative anonymity and the fact he’s the American League MVP. [ESPN]
• Soccer News: So, who’s going to be the first one to rock these pink soccer boots? [Sun UK]
• De La Hoya-Pacquiao: Oscar De La Hoya’s dropped to 145 pounds thanks to his No Tamale Diet. Expect a book version to be out for the holidays. [Sporting News]