Microsoft Wants Us To Believe To Lucy Pinder’s Huge Boobs Plays Gears Of War 2

12 November 2008, 11:00 AM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

We can buy a lot of things–both literally and figuratively–if you put massive chi-chis in our face. Shitty movies, cassingles, health insurance have all been purchased . But it’s a pretty far stretch to believe what London’s Daily Star has professed, that English boob model Lucy Pinder is a huge fan of the new Gears of War 2 and playing her other modelsque friends on Xbox Live after a hard day modeling. There are so many things wrong with that sentence… the first being that there aren’t any pillow fights involved. Cinemax informed us there would be pillow fights.

“Watch out next time you go online with your Xbox for a battle - you could be fighting Lucy. She takes NO prisoners and she takes it seriously,” the unnamed source told The Star, adding that Lucy has assembled a “model league of gorgeous gaming babes” who have busy lives but “like to relax with their consoles after a hard day’s modelling. They love taking each other on with [sic] their Xbox games.”

Yeah… right. We’ve been on Xbox Live a lot lately, what with the Left 4 Dead demo being multiplayer and of course Call of Duty 4, and we’ve heard more Arabic voices than female ones coming over the headset, let alone grown women. After the jump, a collection of Lucy’s finest shots, none of which come from from a Gorgon Pistol… (/snort, pulls up glasses)… as if.