NFL Player Jamar Nesbit Sues Beverly Hills Socialite Nikki Haskell For Spiking His Diet Pills, Dignity

So what hurts your rep in the NFL more–actually taking steroids, or getting a four-game suspension for taking a banned substance peddled by some rich bitch Beverly Hills socialite? New Orleans Saints offensive guard Jamar Nesbit is suing said socialite Nikki Haskell because her brand of diet pills contained an illegal substance that caused him to get banned from the league for four games. According to the husky guard, he took Haskell’s StarCaps to lose weight, but they contained bumetanide, a diuretic banned by the league because it’s sometimes used as a masking agent for steroids. Three other Saints–Deuce McAllister, Will Smith and Charles Grant–also were busted for the bumetanide, but Haskell was the only one immediately suspended. Haskell, worried about her name and reputation, responded the only way a socialite can. By humiliating the gordito.

“What does a 400-pound football player want with Star Caps?” she mused to Page Six yesterday about her diet pills, which have reportedly been used by celebrities including Joan Collins, Melanie Griffith, Jack Nicholson and Beverly Johnson.

We’re no mathematician, but we’re going to say 400 pound thing might be the reason. In response to the lawsuit, Haskell has decided to pull the pills from the market until she gets down to the issue, but the damage has been done… to Nesbit, of course. Now he’ll always be known to us as “Jamar Nesbit, the guy who tried to lose weight the same way as Melanie Griffith.”
DIET PILLS PULLED IN NFL FLAP [NY Post]
Image [nikkihaskel.com]