Alex Rodrguez Cheats Yet Again! (On The U.S.) Says His Mortal Enemy David Ortiz

Oh, A-Rod, you just can’t stay faithful to anything can you? First it was Seattle and Texas you bailed on to play with your precious Yankees. Then you dropped that bitchy wife of yours to hang out with another bitchy dom in Madonna (who you’re probably now cheating on with a model). Now it’s EE.UU. that you quit… well, for a couple of weeks anyway. According to David Ortiz, who is on the Red Sox so it may be all a ploy to get people to hate Rodrgiuez, the Yankee third baseman is thinking about going over to the other side of the family tree and playing for the Dominican Republic in the 2009 World Baseball Classic. He played for the U.S. reluctantly last year because he didn’t want to choose between countries. That should be easy… which has more women that look like they can kick his ass? Well then, the Dominican Republic it is. See, simple pimple.

“He wants to play for the Dominican team,” Ortiz said by telephone Thursday. “We’ll talk about it now after he gets here, and he’ll probably announce it here.”

Ortiz said he has not spoken recently with Rodriguez about his intentions, but that as far back as the All-Star Game last July in New York, he said A-Rod had expressed a desire to play for the Dominican Republic.

So what’s next, A-Rod? You were recently seen with Carlos Slim in Mexico wearing a jersey with a Mexican flag on it… is that where you’re going to go next? Or maybe Italy to pay homage to Madonna’s roots? Apparently, he’s the ultimate free agent—one without a heart or any of what hoo-mans call… feelings. That’s a hard free agent to reason with.
A-Rod to play for the Dominican in WBC [Yahoo]
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