Another Alleged Reason To Hate Tom Brady: He’s Allegedly Marrying Gisele

Rumors are making their way across the pond that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are getting married. Because this dude’s life isn’t perfect enough. British tabloid trashmonger of record The National Ledger says the Stepford couple has revealed to close friends they plan to marry in a small ceremony in March in Costa Rica sans engagement. Except that planning to marry is kind of an engagement, no? Whatever, we just envy him the honeymoon. Lucky, genetically superior bastard.
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