David Beckham Will Hit You In Your Lens Hole

If there’s one thing David Beckham has proven time and again, it’s that he looks great naked, but if there’s a second thing he’s proven, it’s that he will not pose for paparazzi. Wait, what? Well, anyway, he wouldn’t do it on Sunday when some paps were trying to take his picture in front of a police station in Beverly Hills. Becks walked over to one photographer’s car and tried to get him to step out. When he wouldn’t, Becks’ bodyguard entered the passenger side of the car and started swinging while Posh and Becks escaped. It was all caught on video, which the cops confiscated. But we’re pretty sure it looked something like the simulated video after the jump.

David Beckham’s Bodyguard in Paparazzi Punch-Up [E!]