Heads Up: Nigella’s Christmas Is Very Naughty

19 December 2008, 5:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Food Network Chef Nigella Lawson in the greatest video mash-up since Homer Simpson tried to defend his innocence on Rock Bottom. “In go the nuts,” indeed. [YouTube]

Is Michael Jordan getting married to Cubanita Yvette Prieto? Um, no. [Salty Milk]
The eight sports moments from ‘08 that will make you forget all the shitty stuff from this year. For a second, anyway. [King Magazine]
The Stepfather is glad to rain on Tom Cruise’s Scientology parade. [Drunken Stepfather]
Go vote in Busted Coverage’s best of the sports blogs! We’re not there because… well, we didn’t wanna be (and we don’t really use Ball Hype). [Busted Coverage]