Jessica Simpson Says She’s Trying To Have A Baby With Tony Romo…. Does Tony Know?

We don’t know if it’s her or her daddy, but Jessica Simpson always seemed a little too crazed for us. Not in a cool, nymphette way, but a “You will do as I say, Mr. Man” way—and stories like this don’t sway us any further in the other direction. According to her and sources (from Perez Hilton!), Simpson has been trying to get pregnant ever since she that anal-loving sister of hers Ashely popped out her bundle of joy. But as she’s going on and on about her new life as a human insemination pod, Tony’s been strangely quiet about the whole thing. It’s going to be totally awesome when we found out she’s locked him up in the basement and it’s really been Joe out there overthrowing T.O. Actually, that would explain a lot…

“My personality is now more stay-at-home - right now I’m doing the Christmas tree and everything. I’m in Dallas and its fun, Tony hasn’t had Christmas in seven years because they have football every Christmas and he can’t go home. So I’m bringing Christmas to him this year.

“Believe it or not, I like to bake pies. Tony’s favourite is pumpkin pie and I haven’t mastered that yet. Maybe I’m more of a baker - I like to make cakes, more fattening.”

Yes, God forbid the quarterback wants something that’s not going to make him look like an offensive lineman. Luckily for him, his Stepford Wife has a three-year warranty and can easily be exchanged for a newer, taught and less annoying model.
Jessica Simpson trying for a baby with Tony Romo [AZ Central]
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