Machochip Introduces Our New Intern… Renato Vitale

[Ed Note: Hey, we got an intern! We don't know for what, really. Blogs just... are, aren't they? Well, we're sure we can find something for him to do like clean our keyboards or fetch our Google Reader. In The meantime, we've given him a post to let you, our faithful constituents, completely mock him. We said it was for an introduction, but it's really so you can haze him. Enjoy!]
I have exactly one pain in this world…
The New York Mets.
I’ve had season tickets along with my father for the past two seasons and been continuously let down by a left hander on the final game of the season. At first it was Tom Glavine, he was worn down but it was his time to shine. We all know about the collapse of 07. Next it was Oliver Perez (a day after the best baseball game I have ever seen from Johan) who had to prove his worth in New York.

Now in a fairy-tale, the Mets would have lost the first year only to come back to win it all the next. Sports has always been about this….the Steelers winning the Super Bowl behind Big Ben and the Colts winning it behind Peyton Manning…yet the cards were dealt differently for Mets fans who were let down by Perez and the bullpen.
When I’m not making YouTube videos with friends or playing Xbox 360, I write several articles for different periodicals. I write for a magazine at Hunter College in its first year called V.C.P. (Very Creative People), my own personal blog on Google BlogSpot and now a little website called Machochip.
Look out 2008 Mets bullpen pitchers, I know each and every one of your names. Although I am still working on how to go about suing all of you, the day will come when I shall have my payback!