Machogear: In Which We Beg For You To Buy Us Some Sweet Star Wars Gear

At heart, we’re all Star Wars nerds. At least we are here at Machochip, and possibly at our sister site Guanabee.
Well, if you still need to get one of our editors at last-minute Christmas gift (ahem, we gave you naked Virgin Mary, remember? You owe us), we think this little shirt right here would be perfect. Or perhaps you’d like to pick from the dozens of high-quality, force-based products now available through Zazzle.
Old school only, people. It may be the thought that counts, but we don’t care for any Clone Wars shit.

Zazzle, www.zazzle.com, the only on-demand retail platform to offer billions of retail quality, one-of-a-kind products, many of which are produced within 24 hours, today announced it is offering STAR WARS and CLONE WARS based shoes and ties online, and on-demand. The product expansion will feature close to 20 shoe designs and 10 tie designs with images from the Star Wars Saga, www.zazzle.com/starwars, including the hit new animated TV series STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS, www.zazzle.com/clonewars. All products are customizable to the buyers’ liking, and exclusive to Zazzle.

A sampling of designs to choose from include “Darth Vader: World’s Greatest Dad,” Stormtroopers and Imperials logo ties and more, as well as shoes with “Han Is My Homeboy,” Princess Leia, Jango Fett, Darth Vader, AT-AT, Yoda, C-3PO, R2-D2 and others. The shoes are embellished and assembled from scratch within 24 to 48 hours of ordering, which enables consumers to receive their shoes in one to two weeks, depending upon the shipping method selected.

It’s all very reasonably priced, and we’re not asking for very much. Just a t-shirt or two, maybe a tie. Show some love to your Machochip editors with the gift of Luke Skywalker! Email us for the address!
Of course, we’re just kidding about buying us this stuff. Unless you really want too, in which case we’re not.
Zazzle® Expands Star Wars™ Offerings with Launch of Customizable Shoes and Ties [Business Wire]