‘Member?: Wayne Rooney Makes Manchester United The Greatest Club In The World

Whas happened in sports last night.

• Club World Cup: Wayne Rooney earned his best player trophy at this year’s Club World Cub, and punctuated it by knocking the winner yesterday against Liga de Quito. While Cristiano Ronaldo was flicking tricks, Rooney scored three goals during the tourney, despite only 108 minutes of play, including the one when it mattered. Manchester United 1, Liga de Quito 0 [Times UK]
• NFL: Oh man, are the Detroit Lions the epitome of a “bad team?” Going 0-15, and on the edge of 0-16, is a pretty good indicator. [Detroit Free Press]
• MLB: The Angels have said they’re not going to continue with negotiations with Mark Teixeira. [LA Times]
• NBA: Is LeBron going to stay in the land of Cleves? [Cleveland Plain Dealer]
• Serie A: David Beckham arrives in Milan to stunning… silence? [Javno Sports]
• NBA: Are the Celtics unstoppable? [Sox And Dawgs]