Serie A Players Are Already After David Beckham’s Golden Balls

Sorry, this post is late, but do you know how many appropriate images there are for a story about a guy wanting to look at David Beckham’s package? Seriously, Google Images needs a “David Beckham>Balls” filter. AC Milan’s striker Marco Borriello would be someone who’d use it. Borriello told The Sun (mistake one) that he had a piqued interest in checking out an “In The Buff” Beckham when he begins playing for the side next month after being put out on loan by the L.A. Galaxy. Jesus, we knew the MLS owned the players’ contracts, but we didn’t know they’d be pimping them to guys who want to get their rocks off.

AC Milan striker Marco Borriello, 26, said: “I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham… I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts.”

Yeah, who doesn’t? But there’s a right way to go about this, and a wrong way. The wrong way is what we explained he just did. The right way is merely going up to Beckham after a game, staring at his crotch, and waiting for him to pull down his pants to show you. It’s David Beckham in an Italian locker room. If there’s another place in the world where that’s not going to be more accepted, we don’t know of it.
Earlier: Scrub Soccer Player Rocks Serie A With Gay Sex Allegations
AC star: I’ll peek in Becks’ kecks [The Sun, via The Spoiler]
Image [Hollywood Gossip]