Seven Year-Old Jacks His Classmate At Knifepoint For $1

Today in crazy shit that happens in Florida, news arrives that a seven year-old first grader in Pembroke Pines, Florida mugged his six year-old classmate with a kitchen knife for a total of one dollar. The two students of Pine Lakes Elementary were in the boys room of their school on November 26 when the older one pulled out a kitchen knife he brought from home and held it up to the younger boy’s nose, drawing blood, and demanding money.

The younger boy was all, “That’s not a knife. THIS is a knife.” Not really. But it would have been awesome if he did. Instead, he gave his hard earned dollar to the little delinquent. The rogue first grader was apprehended and suspended for ten days with the likelihood that he will be expelled and transfered to a school for unwanted children. There he will band up with Latarian Milton the seven year-old, South Florida car thief and grandmother beater. Their graduation crime spree will launch 2018 if only they can pass math.
Pines first-grader accused of using knife to rob classmate [Sun-Sentinel]
Officials: 1st-grader robbed classmate with knife [WSVN]