As If Tony Romo Didn’t Have Enough To Worry About, Now Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Mom Jeans (To Cover Up Her Belly)

It looks like Homer’s going to have some compeition for “best belly” during this year’s Simpson family reunion. That’s because Jessica has been packing on the pounds during this year’s cold winter season (except, you know, she lives in Texas). It’s pretty bad when the AP reports that you’ve been sporting a “beefed up body” like you were Nate Newton or something. What does this have to do with sports, you ask? Well, with all this talk about Tony Romo and his leadership, maybe we should cut him a break. Maybe he did believe that beefy Jessica was pregnant, and he had more important things on his mind, like whether Jess was getting enough rest, the ramifications of being permanently linked to Joe Simpson forever and how long after the kid’s born will he be able to leave the house and bang other chicks. You know, important stuff.
Jessica Simpson Packs on Pounds [nbcchicago.com]
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