Cristiano Ronaldo Plays Demolition Derby Underneath Manchester

When you’re Cristiano Ronaldo and making roughly $240,000 a week, you can step away from a crash in a Ferrari and worry about your life. Us, we’d be freaking out even with severed limbs and broken bones about the car. But after crashing his sweet ride into a median underneath Manchester Airport after returning from his team’s 1-0 Carling Cup loss, Ronaldo was said to be okay and only “looking forlorn and bewildered,” or his usual confused looking self.

A witness said: “The front of Ronaldo’s car was completely mangled. There was metal all over the road and debris - and we had to dodge our way through it… My daughter said to me, ‘Oh my God - that’s Cristiano Ronaldo!’ It’s amazing he was okay because his car looked so bad.”

He was okay enough to be in practice today, so now all that’s left to find out is who the girl that was giving him the blowgenie is… or was? Is she dead? Are they covering it up? Because lord knows there’s only one reason that you could veer off the road and smash your $150,000 car, and the other one is someone tampering with your car. Wait a minute—Carlos Tevez wasn’t with the team yesterday. Hey, it’s not completely out of the realm of possibilities.
Ronaldo wrecks Ferrari in smash [Sun UK]
Image [Sun UK]