Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Alonya Haynes Goes Worldwide To Lie Says Ex-Husband

We wouldn’t fault Cristiano Ronaldo for missing a few details about his life right now, what with all the trophies he’s picking up and the Liverpudlians he’s chasing in the EPL table. But we say that he should perk up his ears and listen to the possibly-not-yet-ex-husband of his girlfriend Alonya Haynes, John Haynes. As we all remember, Haynes met and married the Ukranian babe on a match-making website. But what we didn’t know was that at the same time she was getting it on with Haynes, she was also keeping tabs on some dude in Georgia (the peach one, not the war one) just in case that didn’t work out. Yikes. Now, John Haynes wants to make it perfectly clear to Cristiano who he’s dealing with (and if he’s got any spare tickets for the Manchester derby).

John, who married Alyona two years ago, said the American was “broken hearted” that she decided to “dump him and keep me” He added: “The point here is that she targeted the two of us, just as she has now targeted Mr Ronaldo.”

“Both the American and I paid for all our correspondence with Alyona by credit card. This woman clearly deceived two people, and perhaps more.”

Yeah, but the way Cristiano’s been playing with the Manchester United and Real Madrid fans, it makes us believe if she does stump him, it’ll be karmic. Wait, did we just defend Real and Man U fans? It must be this snow outside our window clouding our judgment.
Your girl is a liar and a two-timer, Mr Ronaldo [Sun UK]
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