Dead Ice Skater Jayne Soliman Gives Birth To Zombie Baby… We Mean, It’s So Sad…

When Jayne Soliman complained to her husband, Mahmoud Soliman, that she was having a headache last week, it wasn’t to get out of having sex. The six-month pregnant former pro ice skater actually had a tumor break a major blood vessel in her head, which would kill her hours later. But doctors in England decided to keep her heart alive long enough to give birth to a premature baby girl. Little Anya Jayne was born two days after her mom died at 2lb 1oz, and hungry for human flesh. Because that’s what zombie babies do… they eat flesh.
Check out the photo of the tyke after the jump… before she dies and reanimates again!

Okay, sorry we’re a little insensitive about this story. But we just keep on thinking about that scene in Dawn of the Dead (the new one, with the guy from Medium) when the Russian wife of Mekhi Phifer (yeah, we didn’t get it either) is zombified and gives birth to their kid. And that kid’s a real zombie baby and it’s all “rawwwwr” because it’s a little monster. Yeah, that took the place of the Trainspotting baby in our nightmares about babies. We wish Anya Jayne and her dad nothing but the best.
Ice skater gives birth two days after dying from brain haemorrhage [Telegraph UK]
Image [Telegraph UK, Sun UK]