This Can’t Be Good For Your Rep—Knicks’ Eddie Curry Sued For Sexual Harassment… By A Dude!!1!

We find it funny… actually hilarious… that the first dude-on-dude sexual harassment lawsuit to happen in professional sports (that we know of) is filed against a guy who in training camp blew up an exercise ball because he was so fat. But we digress and bring you the story of New York Knicks’ currently out of shape and on the bench center Eddie Curry, who was slapped with said suit by his former chauffeur David Kuchinsky. Kuchinsky, who was hired by Curry despite being in the klink for 3 years on burglary charges, claims that Curry came on to him in the nude and asked him to touch his pico, as well as take towels he’d “ejaculated” in out before his wife saw them. More juicy, Law & Order-esque bits after the jump.

Stunning court papers charge that Curry, a married father of several kids, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” saying, “Look at me, Dave, look” and, “Come and touch it, Dave.”

Kuchinsky, 36, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racism, saying Curry hurled slurs at him, including “f- - - ing Jew,” “cracker,” “white slave,” “white devil” and “grandmaster of the KKK.”

Curry, a former Chicago Bull, said last night he was “shocked” at the allegations. “It’s false, and everyone who knows me knows I’m not a racist,” he said after the Knicks beat the Hornets in New Orleans. “I’ve never made a comment like that, playing, or nothing. . . . That’s incredible, man.”

Yeah, we think Kuchinsky overplayed his hand there. He also claimed that Curry pointed a loaded gun twice at him. So you’re saying that Curry is a closet homosexual, racist and gun play freak? We don’t see the big guy having the energy for all that.
KNICK GETS CALLED FOR SEX FOUL [NY Post]
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