iPhone + Porn= Life Is Now Perfect

Apple’s puritanical iTunes store has finally broken its nude picture app. cherry with the creatively titled named Hottest Girls. You know what that means? Boobs on the go.

This is big news as Apple has been very hawkish with regards to what it terms “questionable content” in its app. store. Last month an application for the Nine Inch Nails fan site was taken down for using graphic language and nudity. Many similar apps have also been yanked from the store if the mucky mucks at Apple got even a whiff of impropriety.

The app features soft-core pictures of naked chickies showin’ off what they mama gave them. This means that if you are in a business meeting, your car, in church, or anywhere else that is boring and boobless, a simple push of a button will whisk you away to pornlandia. The app costs $1.99, but really, can one put a price on boobies?

We can’t help wondering if this release has anything to do with the return of Apple CEO/Megalomaniac Steve Jobs after a six month leave of absence due to a liver transplant. Perhaps the mercurial Jobs realized, during his recent brush with death, that life must enjoyed while we still have enough juice to enjoy it. Speaking of juice there is also a vibrator app.

And Then There Was Porn [Macenstein]