Was Michael Jackson Dying To Become A Full On Woman?

We don’t know about you, but we love trannies. And in a certain point in each of our lives, we loved Michael Jackson. Through all of the trials and tribulations that MJ faced, perhaps one of Mike’s hardest eccentricities to reveal was his ardent desire to become a woman. Much is known and discussed about MJ’s brutal stage dad and recent drug addiction, his chillin with monkeys and sleeping in hyperbaric chambers and his illegal fondness for little boys. And of course, people discuss his dramatic transformation from a sweet little black kid to a white ghoulish creature.

It is clear that Mike had an obsession with plastic surgery which many have suggested results from his shame and self loathing spawned from years of child abuse. Some think Mike hated being black in a racist world and thought white skin was more beautiful. His freakish nose progression may have been a result of a rare shrinking nose disease. But all must agree that everything Michael Jackson did to his face, body and demeanor trended directly towards transgendered womanhood.

Ok you’re saying, Oh hell no, Mike wasn’t a tranny. Did you hear BAD? Did you see him in that gangsta ass  dancefighting scene looking tougher than a Shark in West Side Story? It was the 80s man, everybody looked like a woman. Alright, alright maybe, but it’s the 00s now and he had never looked more Amanda Leporesque than in the years before his death this past week. Check this gallery of Michael Jackson’s most trannyriffic moments and decide for yourself whether MJ’s true tormenting desire was to chop his dick off and get some boobs. It’s obvs.

Click On Mike’s Sad And Longing Trannyface To Reveal His Hot Mess Gallery: