Ay Gorditas! Americans Keep Getting Fatter

The Trust for America’s Health and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation dropped a fatty report card in our collective laps today, right on top of the pork specialty meats we were about to devour. And it ain’t good.  Apparently, shockingly, people in the USA are total fatasses!!! And it keeps getting worse. Two-thirds of American adults are now either obese or overweight. Mississippi weighs like tons more than the rest of the country combined whereas the white good people of Colorado have the lowest percentage of chubbers out of all the 50 states, even Vermont (doesn’t Vermont just seem skinny?). Actually, the researchers did us all a favor by not breaking out race and ethnicity as categories to judge fatness, otherwise the title of this post would probably be something like: Oh Hell No: Latinos Are Fattest Growing Minority.

Look, we all know what it takes to stop the obesity. Consume less, exercise more, don’t get kids addicted to sweets and fried cheese, stop eating meat like it grows on trees and have a lot more sex. Give or take a few. Maybe that’ll happen, maybe it won’t. To each his own and we’re not gonna complain about a little meat on the bones. Hell, everybody knows Latinos love fatties, objectify women and make up endearing nicknames to appreciate/exert misogynist power over them. It is a matter of the inherent objectification of sexuality. And especially after receiving an F+ report card from the fatpolice, our thick darlings need all the love they can get. So why not feed the hungry man beast and check some photos of super hot nonfamous gorditas?

Click On Las Nalgas Grandes For The Galería De Little Fatties

Enjoy.