Mark And The Twins Co- Porn Stars Busted For Burglery

Taleon Goffney, a 27-year old porn actor who performed with his twin brother as Teyon and Keyon (both pictured), in such classics as Mark and the Twins, has plead guilty to burglary and will face 3-8 years in prison. His twin brother, who acted as a lookout, is awaiting sentencing. Will the gay Black twin porn world ever catch a break?

The twins, who became popular fixtures on Blackmen.net, EbonyD and Flavaworks (yes, those are in fact NSFW, dummy) were suspected by police in around fifty burglaries in the Philadelphia area, but were caught when young Keyon (real name Keyontyli) wasn’t able to elude police on the scene of a the Rite Aid they broke into.

Here’s the deal: Teyon is a bad-ass. Whatever your stance on homosexuality in general and gay porn in particular, this dude was basically an action superstar who happened to get typecast in gay black twin porn. The only reason he wasn’t able to avoid jail time is because of a prior where he was arrested for possession and escaped capture by breaking the glass of the police cruiser with his frikkin head, slipping through the window, and swimming to freedom while still handcuffed.  So now he gets to go to prison.

If Michael Bay has taught us anything, this is the point where some CIA agent, played by Ed Harris or somebody, pulls strings to have him freed from the joint in exchange for participating in a dangerous top-secret counter-terrorism program tangentially connected with gay porn that requires a guy like him who doesn’t mind breaking all the rules, but Ed Harris is gonna be monitoring him closely with a chip in his head because he doesn’t like loose cannons.

Or, OK, he’ll probably just go to prison for a few years and endure a lifetime of joke about the prison butt-raping, which may end up being more tiresome than the butt-raping itself. Either way, we eagerly anticipate the day Teyon and Keyon escape from prison and return to a life of rubbing each other on camera, like their mama always wanted.

Porn actor gets 3-8 years in Pa. rooftop break-ins [AP]
Gay Porn Twins Suspected in Tri-State Robbery Spree [Rod 2.0]