Dreamgirl? Gina Carano Will Kick Your Ass And Then Want To Cuddle

30 July 2009, 9:45 AM. By Alejandro Paz

Brazenly beautiful, MMA superstar Gina Carano is on a sweeping publicity tour promoting her upcoming Strikeforce championship fight against Cris “Cyborg” Santos on August 15, in San Jose. She was featured in the August 10 edition of ESPN The Magazine in an article entitled 6 Things You Should Know About Being A Female MMA Fighter. Please teach us, Gina, we are willing to learn from you.

We are admittedly new to MMA, for the most part because we grew up watching boxing and the mixed martial arts mishmash ends up looking a lot like gay sex. Which would be cool if we were trying to watch steamy man on man action, but we’re generally not. HOWEVER, strangely enough, we do find ourselves very interested in watching steamy woman on woman action. Often. Combine that with the universal attraction of watching “cat fights” and oh hell yes, seems like we really need to know a lot about being inside, the boyfriend of, a sex slave to a female MMA fighter.

Gina drops the knowledge:

I try not to schedule fights the week I’ll be on my period. Making weight is hard enough. … Plus, bruises hurt more, you’re bloated and cramping and emotionally, it’s tougher to battle through the training. Also, some states require us to wear breast padding, since we’re allowed to punch there. One time I didn’t have any, a guy told me to put a rolled-up towel in my bra. I said no. I usually just wear three sports bras during a fight.

Hot. Btw, thanks for bringing up your tatas cause we were about to get limp with you talking about being all bloated and emotional like our real girlfriends. But we get it, visits from the vagina fairy can get tense. K, back to school:

When a guy approaches me, I can see he’s wondering, can I take her? Men underestimate women. If I had to fight a guy who thinks he’s tough but doesn’t train, I could leg-kick him until he collapses. So yes, I can beat up a guy. But I like being a female, too. I like to put on makeup and be held and feel girlie. It’s not all about being tough.

OMFG girl, we will hold your made up girlie face all night long. Close. And, we’ll totally take a few leg-kicks any where you wanna give them. Um, except in the huevo regions. But seriously, think of the advantages of being with a woman that can kick your ass. *crickets* For real, there are some.

Admit it, sometimes you might want to punch your sig other, despite it being entirely imprudent and usually illegal to do so. If your gf was Gina “Leg-Kicking Collapser” Carano, she’d be totally down for a full on sparring session. And that would be hell scaldingly HOT, right? And there’s no doubt that she’d force you to step your game the fuck up because sweet and deadly Gina ain’t gonna take no punk ass bitch to bed with her. She surely desires a man that can dominate her right back. Are you up to the task? We think we could be and we want to be so badly. Let’s get to the pics.