Honorary Latina Kim Kardashian Is Free Of Reggie Bush: Rejoice In Their Breakup

If rumors are true, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up recently. We could not be happier. Now that this sweet Armenian and Honorary Latina is free of that overrated, underachieving running back from USC/New Orleans she can get with any guey she pleases. While we realize that La Kimmy might be inclined to never go back, as it were, she must realize that we can provide her and her assets with the undying and relentless appreciation she so justly deserves.

Kim, if you’re listening, we love you. And we won’t gallivant across the country, rushing for 32 yards per game and faking injuries instead of spending time with you. No, we’d go to sleep each and every night nestled in your world class lady lumps and listen to you talk about bumblebees and rose petals or whatever shit comes out your mouth in between the moans and shrieks we’d be causing on the reg.

Take a moment to click here or on Kim’s luscious eyes for a full gallery: