McKensie Morrison Leaves More Destruction In Her Wake As Senator Paul Stanley Resigns

McKensie Morrison and her black hole of a vagina have brought down the third man, (that we know of), in her young life as Tennessee State Senator Paul Stanley announced today that he will resign. This, of course, after news of his extra-marital affair with Morrison threatens to ruin his marriage. In a short but effective letter to the Lieutenant Governor, Stanley wrote:

Dear Governor [Ron] Ramsey:

It has been an honor to serve with you in the State Senate in the 105th and 106th General Assemblies. Due to recent events, I have decided to focus my full attention on my family and resign my Senate seat effective August 10, 2009.

Thank you for your service as our Speaker of the Senate and Lieutenant Governor.

Respectfully yours,
Paul Stanley
Senate District 31

Well, we never saw that coming. What we did see coming was more crazy backstory from McKensie Morrison. Remember that convict husband of hers we told you about? Well, we just discovered the crazy details behind his incarceration. Her hometown paper tells all:

According to Volusia County court records, Morrison married Randy Mueller, a former Spruce Creek basketball player, when she was 18. The couple quickly began having financial problems and occasionally showered and ate dinner at the home of a 75-year-old Daytona Beach man Morrison had met at a bookstore.

In August 2005, the man drove the couple home after dinner and offered Morrison $50 for sex while the car was parked in the couple’s driveway, according to her court testimony. After she said no, Morrison said he ripped her shorts, she testified. Mueller, who was in the back seat, tried to get the man off his wife, found a hammer in the back seat of the man’s car and repeatedly hit him on the head.

Mueller was later convicted of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He is serving a seven-year prison term in Florida.

So, her husband is serving seven years for defending her honor, her ex-boyfriend, Joel Palmer Watts, has been charged with extortion and could face prison time for trying to bribe the senator with incriminating photographs of their affair and her other boyfriend, the senator, just lost his political career and, hopefully, his marriage. This woman’s pussy is more powerful than kryptonite. If Lifetime isn’t already hard at work on the screenplay to this, (starring ScarJo, obvs), some exec should be losing their job.

Former Spruce Creek High student involved in sex scandal [Daytona Beach News-Journal]
Sen. Stanley Resigns In Wake Of Affair With Intern [Chattanoogan]
[Photo via Paul Stanley.org]